Tom Brady and his football career Essay

Absolute
Tom Brady was eager to bring home the Lombardy Trophy, his thoughts of deflating the football were assured.
Participial phrase
While claiming that the weather was the cause of the deflated footballs, Tom Brady was found guilty for drastically reducing the PSI of the footballs.
Participle
Tom Brady is a manipulating and senseless quarterback for the New England Patriots, yet a player worthy of the Hall of Fame?
Gerund
Blaming the weather was an excuse for Tom's diabolical scheme.
Simple sentence
By deflating the football, in the sidelines, while avoiding the camera, Tom Brady knew he was going to win the Super Bowl.
Compound
Unfortunately, the Patriots had to loose their most valuable player for the first four games of the season, but the backup quarterback was able to lead his team to victory.
Complex (dependent/subordinating clause)
Although, because the Patriots lost their most valuable player for the first four games of the season, they were able to find themselves a talented second string.
A series of parallel modifiers, most effective in triplets
With confidence, cunningness, and pride, Tom Brady was able to accomplice his master sketch.
A series of balanced pairs
His greed and craziness, his sketchiness and awkwardness, his cunningness and over the top frailty caused Tom Brady to talk his team into committing such a violation.
An interrupting modifier between a subject and a verb
A nearby Seahawks fan, who had seen Tom Brady secretly deflating the footballs, reported to the officials AFTER the game was over, thinking that the Seahawks had the victory.
Compound sentence with a semicolon
Then, the National Football League made their decision Tom Brady has deflated the footballs.
Parallel construction
Tom Brady would be humiliated. He would be ashamed. He would be looked down upon. After all, he did cheat in order to win his fourth ring. He created many "unforgettable moments that game." We all saw him throw touchdowns, lead the Patriots to a comeback, and most importantly, we saw him BARELY win the Super Bowl using a deflated football.
Monosyllabic
And it did take drastic measures. Tom Brady is gone. Maybe he is hiding. Hiding from shame. For the four games at least.
Passive
The air from the Patriots footballs was removed by their all star quarterback, Tom Brady.
Cumulative/Loose
Both Tom Brady and his lawyer made this incident seem like it never happened, despite the fact that the footballs did not have the proper pressure, despite the fact that the lawyer was also a Patriots fan, despite the fact that Tom Brady has no other logical explanation for this problem.
Periodic
While the officials had their eyes glued to the field, Tom Brady was busy releasing the air from the footballs he was busy making the footballs easier to throw because his lack of arm strength makes it difficult to connect to his receivers on deep passes. He was busy thinking of how he was going to battle this problem once it comes across him, which it soon will.